Kristina, Hugh Jackman called whilst you were out. Wyv took the message. You’ll need to speak to him to get the EXACT details but from what he told me it went something a little like this:

“STOP IT KRISTINA OKAY? JUST STOP IT!”

I really recommend it if you haven’t seen it.

Now…

… Isn’t this the BEST talkbalk EVER? It’s like a hark back to the good old days of Filmrot – we’ve went from conversations about the Wolverine footage to threats of anal rape (sorry – “Grun-Azzling”) to referencing Dog Day Afternoon, to recommending good made for TV movies.

And, yeah, it’s pretty much me chairing it lol!

Remember?

We said that if we deemed it “Grun-Azzling” then Wyv wouldn’t report us to the police because he’d be too embarassed to go into a police station and state he’d been “Grun-Azzled”

STICK TO THE PLAN MAN!

3 words for you fella – DOG. DAY. AFTERNOON.

Look what happened when they didn’t

It’s the latest thing! It’s a bit like Punk’d except a) we take no notice of the work you’ve put into your articles and b) there’s lot more ‘burglary of the anus’ – which is something that we don’t consider enjoyable but can’t think of any worse a punishment.

I expect to hear from Grundy’s lawyers forthwith re this matter which will lead to me posting a hasty retraction and re-naming the process just “Azzled”.