Comments on: THE SOLOIST Trailer Gives Kristina Cavities

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Paramount Studios Delays THE SOLOIST And DEFIANCE! | Stale Popcorn — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:07:51 +0000

[...] there trouble over at Paramount Studios? It was recently announced that the film with the corniest trailer I’ve seen in ages, The Soloist, and the new Daniel Craig movie (no, not that one) Defiance, are being shoved back to [...]

By: Gazz

Gazz — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:50:58 +0000

(Or you could just change it to something non-shit-like, perhaps?)

And Kris… soft gentle shits that plop right out with no problemo are pleasurable but unmemorable.

The angry shit that takes ten minutes to squeeze out, and nearly rips your poop-passage, but then hits the toilet bowel and causes that horrible “splash back” up into your anus? That’s the poop that stands out from the crowd. That’s the poop of consequence.

I’ll take the latter, thank you!

And Wyv is fickle. You may be his favourite now but in 2 weeks time I’ll send him some freebies and it’ll be my time as his “bitch”.

Shit-coloured talkback or not!

I’m the favorite!

By: Gareth

Gareth — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:44:57 +0000

Jeez….stop going on about it or you’ll both end up with black or pink for a week! :p

By: Kristina

Kristina — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:51:19 +0000

At least he gave me a soft gentle shit color. One of those logs that plops right out with no problemo. He gave you angry shit, the kind that takes ten minutes to squeeze out.

I’m the favorite!

By: Gazz

Gazz — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:01:52 +0000

Nope, Grundy has it right… shit is shit! :blush:

I asked Wyv if he was going to have a talkback that separated him from the readers, then it might be nice if me and Kris had one too as we’re staff also!

Wyv responded with what you see before you.

Many people say Wyv does not have a sense of humour. No longer will I allow such remarks to pass undefended. The very fact that he has coloured in my remarks, often considered to be “full of shit”, with the colour of… well… shit, says that the man does indeed know ‘funny’.

And Kris, come on lass, let’s try and keep our dignity here whilst Wyv laughs his nut-sack off… Our talkbacks are coloured shit!

By: Grundy

Grundy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:44:26 +0000

Shit covered caramel.

By: Kristina

Kristina — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:43:29 +0000

Mine is more caramel than shit.

By: Grundy

Grundy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:00:41 +0000

What’s with the shit colored backgrounds for you two?

If you’re not looking to see it, simply don’t. Watch Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang instead.

By: Gazz

Gazz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:02:19 +0000

I think Downey will do wonderful things in this, like he does in everything else. Foxx will ****ing overact this into the ground though!

By: Kristina

Kristina — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:34:37 +0000

I kind of feel for Downey. He’s had a stellar year, and to close the year on such a pedestrian note just seems like a shame. I’ll see this for Downey and Downey alone, but I’m not looking forward to it.