The “Banned” ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO Poster
Seriously?
Come. The. Fuck. On.
The enclosed poster for Kevin Smith’s upcoming brilliantly-buzzed Zack & Miri Make A Porno has insulted the US MPAA to the extent that they’ve banned it. The MPAA would rather you saw Angelina Jolie looking seductive whilst carressing a gun on the Wanted poster then they would something as comically innocuous as this. So it mildly suggests oral sex upon close scrutiny. So what? Who got murdered by blow job? Somebody please provide me with the evidence. The poster will only be getting seen in Canada (no word on the UK or Europe thus far).
So let me get this right:
The MPAA ban this poster for Hostel Part II, then change their mind. Then they pass this friggin’ poster right here. But that poster to your above right, that right there, that is “offensive”?
Could it not be considered that this is just two people sat behind each other in two rows of seats? That’s what my innocent old gran would think! Either this is madness or some “fake news story” to drum up publicity. Messiah Smith is way above the latter so this must be…
Madness! Utter madness!
8 Responses to “The “Banned” ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO Poster”
The MPAA hates sex, they’re pretty cool with violence to an extent.
Yeah, I watched THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED which I thoroughly enjoyed. It shocked the hell out of me.
Killing someone in the most heinous way is fine. But 2 people ****ing? oh no, no, no!
I don’t get it. Screwing is natural and normal. Hell, that’s how these damn kids that you’re trying so hard to protect came about, MPAA.
People having their heads blown up and their intestines used as jump rope? Not natural.
I’m still trying to figure out how Titanic got PG-13 when it had Winslet’s tits and an out-of-focus ass cheek…
Because they were horrible tits!
The times they are a-changin’.
Why I remember seeing Adrienne Barbeau’s tits in Swamp Thing and the was PG.
OH MY GOD! Grundy, you have made MY LIFE! I am an obsessive Barbeau fan and I NEVER knew this! I must check this movie out like NOW!
Sorry, I’m coming over a little creepy huh?
:blush:
What, you didn’t know she was in it or you didn’t know she bared herself?
I have fond memories of the original Swamp Thing – I loved it when I first saw it! Good old Wes Craven. Shame the 1989 “The Return Of Swamp Thing” starring Heather Locklear wasn’t as good.
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