PIRATES 4 Is Imminent. I Can Barely Contain My Joy.
The first Pirates movie was a lot of unexpected fun. The second Piratesmovie was a lazy, inept, overblown, idiotic money grab by the Mouse House, and I was furious walking out of that thing. I felt like I’d been mugged in the street and robbed of $7.50. I didn’t pay to watch the third one, and thank God for it. I literally do not have enough room in this post to describe how much hatred I have for that movie (so many double-crosses that a flow chart is required to keep track, Jack sparrow transformed from a lovable SOB to a flat-out SOB, the HORRIBLE Calypso storyline, Orlando Bloom’s mere presence, Keira Knightley trying to be all girl-power in that TERRIBLE scene where she rallies the pirate troops, the big battle at the end with a ton of pirate ships just sitting and watching as only two ships go at it in a stupid, stupid, STUPID finale, etc.). Now comes word straight from Jerry Bruckheimer himself that Pirates 4 is on the way. I’m over this franchise, but I know that some of you aren’t, so yippee for you, I guess.
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6 Responses to “PIRATES 4 Is Imminent. I Can Barely Contain My Joy.”
This is bad news, Kristina, don’t murder me, but I liked the second one, lol. However one of my ex-friends (Gladly put the “ex” in front) spoiled the film for me half way through.
But anyway this is bad news, it’ll still get a lot, but this is starting to get like SAW, I’m tired of ‘em already.
I like the second one too, it’s a weird and kinda dark movie. At World’s End on the other hand is just a bloated mess.
Kristina you were obviously HIGH when you saw the 2nd one! Lol it ruled! from beginning to end, but yeah the 3rd one was pure SHIT
The Calypso story was fine, when she turned giant I slapped my forhead so hard it hurt.
Lol i saw nothing wrong with Blooms acting, he wasnt great though.
I loved Jakc in the 1st one, but in the 2nd and 3rd he was such a DICK! I was so glad when he dies in 2, jack sparrow is the bad guy in 2 and 3…god what a true dick. The decisions he makes and the things he did just made him an asshole in my eyes..only in 2 and 3 though. In the first one he was…sort of good
And it was so long too, when Knight did that speech at the end i was like “Okay good! a fight scenes coming!” and then…it was shit and the movie ended…i was so pissed.
>:| I was stone cold sober when I saw Pirates 2. Forty minutes into it, I leaned over to my sister and asked her, “When is this movie gonna get going?” Part 2 is nothing more than a two-hour trailer for part three. Piece of shit movie >:|
Yeah the second one was too long, felt longer than Da Vinci Code or Watchmen lol
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