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New JENNIFER’S BODY Poster and Trailer!

jennifers-body2This chick is plastic, her looks are overrated, she comes across as a airheaded twit, and she can’t act.  But for those of you out there savoring her fifteen minutes of fame, here’s the new poster and red-band (as in cussing, as in do not play this at work) trailer for her upcoming horror-comedy Jennifer’s Body.  Guess what?  It looks like crap to me!  It’s a shame that Amanda Seyfried has to play second-fiddle to this no-talent trollop, since Seyfried actually has talent and comedic chops, but it’s no worry.  This chick has Transformers 3 and after that, she shall fade away into skank oblivion.





25 Responses to “New JENNIFER’S BODY Poster and Trailer!”

  • Grundy Said on July 13th, 2009 at 4:11 am 1

    Tells us what you really think.


  • HAZMAT Said on July 13th, 2009 at 4:31 am 2

    Okay this is a double edged sword….

    The movie looks insanely awful

    But…

    I’d have to say…that soundtrack is pretty awesome. Not the one used in the trailer but the one listed at the end.

    Solution:

    I wont watch the movie but ill illegally download the soundtrack…oh wait, i already have all those songs in my iPOD.


  • AARON Said on July 13th, 2009 at 4:19 pm 3

    Sorry guys, she’s hot OK? lol


  • HAZMAT Said on July 13th, 2009 at 4:58 pm 4

    So what? Shes JUST hot. And shes not THAT hot.

    People will only watch this to see Fox and Sefried have their lesbian scene, and thats the only reason people watched Vicki Christina Barcelona. That and the soundtrack are the only things selling this movie.

    I actually liked Seyfried in Mama Mia, that movie was surprisingly good, i saw it on a day i was supposed to 7-peat TDK so i was upset, but i ended up liking it.


  • AARON Said on July 13th, 2009 at 7:25 pm 5

    Yeah, she’s insanely hot, but nothing more, not like I’d date her or anything. But Haz, remember-INSANELY HOT lol.

    I skipped Mamma Mia, I was too focused on TDK


  • HAZMAT Said on July 13th, 2009 at 9:07 pm 6

    Okay, when i see insanely hot, im dating it if i can. Im not that picky
    But I just dont see whats so special about her.
    Maybe its my preference to red heads and blondes, i dont know.

    Okay, I understand every part of you wants to skip it, but give it a go, i did and i liked it. You dont have to take my word, im the guy that hates Bleaderunner and loves Tron but, if you get a chance, watch Mama Mia

    Okay fine- i know it IS a musical, but so was A Nightmare Before Christmas and that was majestically epic


  • AARON Said on July 13th, 2009 at 9:17 pm 7

    Ok, since I trust you I might watch it..but I don’t want to lol.

    No offense, but I don’t like blondes. Brunettes are the way to go


  • HAZMAT Said on July 13th, 2009 at 9:34 pm 8

    I didnt either! But it was good! lol
    I was pissed at first but when it was done i liked it

    Jennifer Connelly is the only brunette ive ever liked.
    And im just going to go ahead and disregard your blasphemy towards The Paltrows beautiful hair color.

    Republican…


  • AARON Said on July 13th, 2009 at 9:57 pm 9

    :cry:

    Lol dude I am not Republican, I’m really left lol


  • HAZMAT Said on July 13th, 2009 at 10:12 pm 10

    Well, Im neither, im Independent

    Also Im Paltrowneese

    Its a personal choice
    Its officially a religion if 2,000 people join.
    Like “Jedi” or “Pastafarian”


  • AARON Said on July 13th, 2009 at 10:20 pm 11

    Lol that’s awesomeness. I believe there’s a church near me lol.

    So I finally saw the trailer for this. On one hand, it looks like fun. On the other, it looks like a piece of crap, so I’m a little mixed on how I feel about it from the trailer.


  • HAZMAT Said on July 13th, 2009 at 10:31 pm 12

    http://www.venganza.org/

    http://www.jedichurch.org/

    If they did it, so can I

    Join the church of The Paltrow.


  • Chris Said on July 14th, 2009 at 11:13 pm 13

    Kristina, figured you’d like this bit about her malformed thumbs:
    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/06/11/2009-06-11_brace_yourselves_megan_fox_has_an_imperfection_the_actress_is_all_thumbs.html


  • HAZMAT Said on July 15th, 2009 at 1:45 am 14

    Gwyn doesnt have toe thumbs

    <3!


  • Grundy Said on July 15th, 2009 at 4:09 am 15

    Little known fact, Gwyn’s big toe looks like a thumb.


  • HAZMAT Said on July 15th, 2009 at 7:09 am 16

    @ Grundy

    As you can see in this godlike picture of her perfect and beautiful skin taking some sun, with her lovely face that reads “Im not only smart enough to read, AND good looking enough to sit like the God I am next to a desert river, But i also am not even looking at the camera while i pose because im too cool, AND i summoned this beach chair out of nowhere with the powers my inferior gods endowed me with”
    Her toes are not only perfect, but they look better then any tits from any other movie star. Id pick Gwyns toes on top of any tits ANY. DAY. OF. THE. YEAR.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oifac2C631Y/SZbG8wBujZI/AAAAAAAAAiI/dBIc21_sups/s320/Gwyneth+Paltrow.jpg

    Id snort crack off the webbing of her toes.
    Id lick maple syrup off her toes.
    I would also slash my wrists to provide red toe nail paint in case she runs out of it.

    ::sigh::


  • Grundy Said on July 15th, 2009 at 8:07 pm 17

    That’s just Liberal propaganda, thumb toe.


  • AARON Said on July 15th, 2009 at 9:59 pm 18

    Completely off topic, but I saw Bruno. It has hilarious moments but others don’t really work. It was better than “Ok” so I’d put a mild “Good” label on it. And I thought I was in for a painful experience when it started with “Vassup, I’m Bruno, hehehehe”


  • HAZMAT Said on July 16th, 2009 at 12:31 pm 19

    @ Grundy LOL

    Aaron
    Harry Potter ****ing rules.
    I gotta see Bruno


  • AARON Said on July 16th, 2009 at 3:22 pm 20

    Haz, I’m seeing Harry Potter today. I hope it’s good


  • HAZMAT Said on July 16th, 2009 at 10:15 pm 21

    It ****ing sucked.
    It ****ing sucked.
    I am so pissed today.

    A bunch of pictures came out from Ironman 2 and NONE where from Gwyneth. Im ****ing sure there where pictures of her but some ****ing twit thought she wasnt relevant and didnt release hers.

    THEN

    I went to see HP6 and they skipped the castle fight scene which almost made me cry. they didnt have voldemort in one scene. Yes- that was a spoiler, i dont give a ****, i recommend no one watches it, ive given up on the HP films.

    AND im taking my ****ing ASVABs tomorrow

    SHIT!!!!!!!!


  • AARON Said on July 17th, 2009 at 12:37 am 22

    I agree, HP6 was a let down. I just didn’t like it AT ALL


  • HAZMAT Said on July 17th, 2009 at 12:46 am 23

    The romance was good. Nay, perfect. Just the way it was on the book. But everything else made me want to throw the wall at the screen.

    And isnt there some sort of uniform code in the school???????? All they wear is American Eagle clothes and Malfoy was wearing a ****ing black tuxedo throughout the whole movie

    Im going to photoshop Gwyneth in the new Ironman 2 pictures >=/


  • AARON Said on July 17th, 2009 at 3:08 am 24

    Good call


  • Maggie Colligan Said on August 19th, 2009 at 5:29 am 25

    I admit it. I only watched Transformers 2 because it showed her leaning seductively on that motorcycle while fixing it. Not since Tawny Kitaen have I been so influenced by someone laying on a motor vehicle. Then I watched the movie and begged for the two and half hours of my life back. It is definitely no 90210 (as I believe you called it, the Dr. Pepper version). Oh and I totally agree on Amanda, minus her spot in the more than uncomfortable theatrical version of Mama Mia. Meryl stick to the holocaust and nuclear melt downs, keep the musicals to Olivia Newton John.


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