KARATE KID Remake Rumour-Mill Heats Up!
Stephen Chow - he of the wonderful Kung Fu Hustle fame - is allegedly willing to step on board as either writer, director, producer or star in the role of Myagi?
Rumbling rumours from unreliable sources that - noooo! - Zach Efron from High School Musical is said to be taking the lead of Daniel La Russo?
Forget it - it’s this simple:
DO NOT REMAKE THIS FILM!
Regardless of what Empire say!
Anyway, the whole trilogy (there was NO fourth film!!!) is just one big analogy for paedophilia regardless… Think about it: old man takes a young boy into his home, promising him to teach him the art of Karate when all he seems to do is put him to work doing manual labour and getting him all hot and sweaty and when the young boy injures himself the old man can “heal” him by clapping his hands and then rubbing the boy around the groin and thigh?
Come on, why have you allowed yourself to be blind for all these years?
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5 Responses to “KARATE KID Remake Rumour-Mill Heats Up!”
I also heard that Will friggin Smith is interested in producing and DIRECTING this. Will Smith. Directing the Karate Kid. WHY?! 8O 8O
No the rumour, reported on this site funnily enough, was that Will Smith’s SON, Jaden, was going to be cast in the lead and it was going to be brought down to playout at a pre-schoolers level.
Smith himself confirmed that he nor his son had any involvement in the project although they were approached.
And that was that!
Thank God!
I would really enjoy a new
karate kid movie. Of course I am a little biased I like Will Smith movies.
Way to go standing alone on that one Stephen! LOL
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