Stale Popcorn

You know a movie is getting desperate for your attention when it turns to a tired tradition:  leaking salacious footage online to try and titillate the target audience.  Basic Instinct 2 pulled this same stunt, but the viewers saw through that desperation ploy and stayed away from that flick in droves.  Now, it’s Hitman‘s turn.  I’m interested in seeing this movie for the sheer fact that my cousin Ryan is OBSESSED with this game and has already bought our tickets to the movie(the guy says he’s dressing as 47 when we go see it.  Pray he’s just screwing with me), but the move to leak a not-even-hot sex scene onto Youtube a few days before the film’s release is a red flag to me that this flick might not be very good.  Take a look, but there’s a topless female, so don’t open this at work.

Christ, this just feels AWKWARD to watch.  Like a virgin having sex for the first time.  Wait, has 47 ever had sex?  So he is a virgin?  So this makes some sense? Oh.

Posted on Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 at 2:15 am under Movie News by Kristina.