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Did Anyone Really Believe This, Anyway?

I hadn’t heard of this until a few moments ago, but apparently there was some absurd rumor flying around the Internet that Megan Fox was about to be announced by Warner Brothers as the new Wonder Woman.  Someone with a lot of time on their hands even slapped together this laughably crappy Photoshop poster, and some poor saps bought it simply due to the WB logo tacked onto the bottom right of the image.  Well, depending on where you fall in regards to Ms. Fox, you’ll either breathe a gigantic sigh of relief or weep bitterly at JoBlo‘s declaration: Megan Fox is NOT Wonder Woman.  The whole story was a fabrication.

When will people let the WW movie just die, already?  This is not a film that will be taken seriously by anyone, as the entire focus of the film will be on how WW looks in her tiny outfit as opposed to an actual plot.  That’s the problem with just about every female-superhero movie, from Elektra to Catwoman.  I sincerely hope that this film is never, ever made.





10 Responses to “Did Anyone Really Believe This, Anyway?”

  • HAZMAT Said on November 6th, 2008 at 10:28 pm 1

    “This is not a film that will be taken seriously by anyone”

    i agree with that and disagree

    i think they CAN make a kickass WW movie…and if they do (which they wont) itll be like this: (using electra/catwoman as examples)

    just imagine catwoman in the batman movie or instead of daredevil make it electra. now swap the “mary janes” with dudes and theres a hell of a movie for ya
    wonderwoman can be made into a good movie if they make the fight scenes realistic and the action good. prince nauda from hellboy was basically a girl…with a penis

    so even though i know that no one takes chick heros seriously…i believe that there also IS a way of making great movies with them in it. but thatll never happen…so this comment was almost useless


  • Gazz Said on November 6th, 2008 at 10:32 pm 2

    “… nauda from hellboy was basically a girl…with a penis…”

    Hazmat son? Me and Kris are going to have to sit down and have a LONG talk with you I think!

    LOL!


  • Grundy Said on November 6th, 2008 at 11:28 pm 3

    Nauda was a Taiwanese tranny, boy I’ll tell you I’ve had plenty of run ins with those lot. They’re always try to steal your watch….Perhaps I’ve said too much….


  • Gazz Said on November 6th, 2008 at 11:50 pm 4

    Yes. Yes, you have.

    It’s all just got very uncomfortable around this here talkback :|


  • Grundy Said on November 7th, 2008 at 1:04 am 5

    Then my work is done, I bid you all adieu. I am off to a concert.


  • HAZMAT Said on November 7th, 2008 at 4:32 am 6

    lol

    actually, i happen to think nauda rules. somewhere in this site and in other websites, ive left messages saying how the nauda vs hellboy fight was the best swordfight ive ever seen

    prince nauda litterally pwns everyone. hes just extremely cool

    i said that only because he has long hair and its easy to see him as a girl so its easy to picture electra in his place…know what i mean? so its easier to picture a femalehero movie work out, unlike what kristina said, although her opinion was more down to earth because, well theyre not going to make an awsome chick hero movie (unless I MAKE IT….yes im a guy)

    my myspace page has an image of him and the video of the last fight from hellboy in it myspace.com/iamhazmat

    well….i dont know if hes my all time favorite character…rorschach is first and nauda is 2nd. then its felix the evil vampire from new moon (twilight sequel)

    i think kristina also likes felix…and edward….she did say twice “i like edward more then nauda”

    xD


  • Kristina Said on November 7th, 2008 at 8:20 am 7

    Don’t provoke me, Hazzy. Don’t. Do. It.
    :horny:


  • Grundy Said on November 7th, 2008 at 8:46 am 8

    You say Kristina likes Twilight….That’s a kick to the stomach


  • Gazz Said on November 7th, 2008 at 6:31 pm 9

    Isn’t the “kick to the stomach” just the poor man’s variation of my “I kick your face” rant as a result of NEVER BACK DOWN?

    No? What’s that? Grundy actually got a reaction to his gaggery whilst mine sank like a pint of lager at an AA meeting?

    Right, okay then!

    lol


  • HAZMAT Said on November 9th, 2008 at 3:08 am 10

    GSH!

    oh GOD!

    SORRY!!

    [wants to live/would rather NOT have kristina kill]


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