A Trailer ‘Smorgasboard’!
I was busy watching the trailer for the upcoming Coen Brother’s flick, No Country For Old Men (coz you all know how much I love my Coen Brothers movies right? Man, I’ve really got to stop this shameless pimping!), you know – the one that’s been out for a while now, and I started coming across all these links for movie trailers I didn’t know were up online. They might be well old for all I know but rather then do separate articles for each of them and fill up the main page, I thought I would do a quick ‘Trailer Blowout’ – “just like old times” LOL.
So here goes:
The Mark Whalberg/Joquain Phoenix thriller about brothers who are divided by the criminal line, We Own The Night, can be seen here!
The teaser trailer for Get Smart, a film I haven’t quite made my mind up about yet, can be found here! If I had to choose a Steve Carrell vehicle, I think I’m going to go with Dan In Real Life which looks rather sweet and the sort of flick I’d get a lot out of on a wet Sunday afternoon at the movies. The trailer for that can be found here!
Ryan Gosling indulges in his predelication for life-sized plastic dolls in Lars and the Real Girl, the trailer for which is right here!
Then there’s the trailer for Horton Hears a Who which – despite Jim Carrey and Steve Carrell on voicing-duties, this animated Dr Seuss tale doesn’t do anything for me at all!
There’s the trailers for both Rendition – which looks as if it could be crippled by too-young-a-casting of Jake Gyllenhaal once again (what is it with Hollywood forcing him and Mr Gosling into roles their young faces doesn’t fit? Don’t know what I mean? Look at Gyllenhaal in Zodiac, as brilliant as he is as an actor in that film his boyish face makes him look miscast for the particular role!) – which can be found here and the trailer for the rather excellent looking looking Deep Water which can be found here.
Finally, let’s just pretend that the Jason ‘Just Schilling It Between Seasons Of Earl’ Lee movie, Alvin & The Chipmunks, just does not exist okay? Not judging from this trailer!
And that’s it! I could be totally out of date here but there may be a few trailer titles here that might have passed you by two perhaps? Let me know what you lot think of what you’ve seen if that’s the case!
10 Responses to “A Trailer ‘Smorgasboard’!”
We Own the Night=desperate plea for Oscar attention.
Get Smart=desperate plea from everyone involved to prove their careers aren’t totally in the shitter(lookin’ at you DWAYNE JOHNSON!). And you know, what the **** is with him all of a sudden thinking that he’s serious enough to go by his real name?! Dude, you’re The Rock, get ****ing used to it. Sorry, but I don’t see any of my friends getting together in my dorm room Friday night, deciding what to do and saying, “Hey guys, let’s go see the new Dwayne Johnson movie! Gotta love that Dwayne!” God, it’s sad because he’s got charisma to boot, he’s a nice guy, and I’d **** him something FIERCE, but God, he does not know how to read a script and say, “This is shit. I must not appear in this film.” Every single one of his flicks(and trust me, I’m a fan from his WWE days, I’ve seen ALL his shit)has either totally sucked, marginally sucked, or was pretty good but bombed at the box office(The Rundown-****ing AWFUL title, BTW. Christ!). He was supposed to be the next Arnold. Now look at him. Doing DISNEY movies. ****ing DISNEY. He went from being The Rock to The Bitch in no time flat.
Alvin and the Chipmunks=desperate plea for euthanasia.
Kristina you are ****ing hysterical, lass! I just laughed my breakfast up all over my girlfriend’s laptop!
So now I’m going to go and hideout at work so she doesn’t kick me a new shitter!
I’m gonna have to make a spit guard and send it to your poor girlfriend to protect her laptop:)
Nah, the “spit guard” is the last thing she needs!
If you can get her a change of attitude though that would be gratefully appreciated!
(Sorry – trouble in “paradise” at the moment!)
Here’s what you do: Buy her some Sex and the City DVDs along with her favorite food. Present it to her while you proclaim that she’s right and you’re wrong(even if you’re not) and you’re back in business. Booya!
Man, if only it was THAT easy!
I’m sorry:(
Oh don’t be! Honestly!
Now if anyone knows the best way to disguard of a dead body, drop me an email!
LOL
You gotta cut it up first. People make the mistake of dumping the whole thing in one place. Cut it up, but make sure you’re wearing a latex bodysuit so no DNA splashes on you. You must dispose of the body in a very secluded place in order to avoid anyone finding it. NOw, I’m a big fan of good old fashioned burial, but if someone sees that the ground has been recently disturbed, they’ll start nosing around the grave, and you’re ****ed. Burning the body in the backyard is an option, but if the neighbors spot a burning pyre a la Return of the Jedi, they’ll get suspicious. Ocean disposal is your best bet, but you have to dump the body far away from the coastline. People make the mistake of putting a body in a lake or something, but there aren’t enough fish in a lake to eat away at the remains. You dump that shit in the ocean, and Mother Nature will handle it from there. This one time, I had to get rid of this mouthy bitch, so I tied a bunch of ham to her body, dumped her in the Everglades, and let the gators tear that ass up.
I honestly don’t know whether I’m disgusted by you or totally turned on! We should definitely hook up Kristina! Only, I’m going to make sure relatives know exactly where I’m going to be meeting you and what time I should be expected home, if you know what I mean? LOL!
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