A MESSAGE FROM GAZZ!
We, here at Stale Popcorn, have let you, the loyal reader, down in the worst possible way and I am writing to you right now to apologise for that - you see Kristina and I (less so, Wyv - he has to maintain the position of the stern disciplinarian otherwise this place would go to shit!) kind of pride ourselves on bringing a bit of dodgy humour and politically incorrect gaggery to this site… but we have failed you!
Despite an article on this very subject and two rave reviews, when the opportunity came to report on the box office success of The Dark Knight and strike comedic gold with a pun-heavy headline, we dropped the proverbial ball - and the IMDB picked it up. Ladies and Gentlemen, bow your heads in respect of:
Batman Is Robbin’ The Box Office
We’re sorry! We’re so so sorry! We will try harder!
But whilst the apologies are being thrown around, how about you US citizens put your hands up and apologise for the 70.9% drop-off on the wonderful Hellboy II: The Golden Army. What’s that about eh? LOL.
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3 Responses to “A MESSAGE FROM GAZZ!”
People are retarded, that’s the reason for Hellboy’s drop-off.
I am ASHAMED that I didn’t write that headline. 30 lashes for me.
And I’m so sad that HB2 fell off like that, but Dark Knight completely stole their audience. Whoever it was that decided to open that film between Hancock and The Dark Knight deserves a medal for Dumbass Of The Year.
But you know what after the Hobbit movies, del Toro isn’t going to have any trouble getting Hellboy III made.
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